My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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