...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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