it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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