pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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