after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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