oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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