Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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