Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
