Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
