I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You ate ashes out of my bong
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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