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when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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