I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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