yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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