how can u be prego again
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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