Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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