Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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