I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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