so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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