Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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