He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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