Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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