Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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