North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
