My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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