just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
