where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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