god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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