question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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