Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Non-Jews are for practice
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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