I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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