I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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