you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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