Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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