There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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