D3 body, D1 cock
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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