we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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