For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Boobs are out for the taking
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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