rhymes with "ouble enetration"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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