Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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