We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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