This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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