so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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