Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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