Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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