So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
