Non-Jews are for practice
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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