he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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