ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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