if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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