She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
