Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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